Directory:Rusty Little Bike

Rusty Little Bike is a three piece Irish band that were formed on the 12th of January 2008.

Members consist of ex-League of Ireland football legend Josie McFaidin, Hard-McCooligan Frank Sidebottom and drum and bass mofo Fodgy.

McFaidin was already a cult underground lyric hero before he joined the immensely talented Sidebottom, who already had 15 chords to his extensive guitar credits prior to dawning of RLB’s day. Josie’s club classic SOLERO-GO-GO-GO is still a huge hit in Sligo and Mote.

Sidebottom, probably the most controversial member of the controversial band is allegedly Anti-Semitic and Homophobic. However he doesn’t mind Protestants but does have a preference for French knickers over thongs proving he is not totally xenophobic.

RLB’s uniqueness and spontaneous approach to the music industry will in itself prove testament to how fickle Irish people are.

Due to the huge and unprecedented attention to their upcoming gigs, the band have decided to keep details of all forthcoming concerts as low key as possible. Rumours around the Irish music scene are that Willy Wonka style golden tickets will be in Grade A Free Range Eggs but that has been widely disputed by king firebaby McFaidin, saying “What comes first?”